Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hard, semi-hard and soft?

If you're from my school, you would know this incident. If you're not, well, I guess you'll just have to read to find out. =D

(Warning: This post contains scenes of pure disgust. Viewers who just ate or who is about to eat is warned to think twice before reading on. kyle-sui.blogspot.com isn't responsible if any of its viewer should vomit onto his or her computer or laptop. Now, don't say I didn't warn ya.)

Now, I am sure you are all aware of the cases of poops lying around the science lab block? It's frickin smelly and it's frickin disturbing the students who were having their studies in the science lab. I mean, who would be desperate enough to shit in the science lab block? It's not like our school did not provide toilet to you, albeit a smelly and an unmaintained one. >_>

Then, there was this one day that me and my class went to the science lab to do our project. As soon as we step into the block, we could already smell the poop. Taking it as usual, we walked towards the stairs that lead to our destination which was located at the top floor of the science lab. And when we reached upstairs, guess what?


Yeah, you've guessed it (seen it, actually...), poops. Three poops, with the tissues still around and they looked fresh. What's more? They were all arranged accordingly; soft, semi-hard, and hard. Pretty generous of that student who pooped, eh?

The soft shit. Pretty watery and looked like chocolate fudge. This one was far most the smelliest one.
The semi-hard shit. Half watery, half hard. Doesn't smell as good as the previous one either.
Well, I tried to take a shot of the hard shit but... it was already cleaned away before I was able to take the picture. I only managed to get the picture of the stain. If you look closely, you can see some flies around.

Pretty disgusting, eh? Well, there was another similar case as well in class 3 Jaya. Poops littered everywhere of the class. There's even one time when the student who were responsible for this shitty situation wrote something on the wall.

"I will continue shit in this class. You cannot do anything about it," (or something like that... I don't know.)

That kid's got guts, I'll give him that. Truth to be told, I do know the kid's identity but right or wrong, I still want to respect his privacy and decided not to tell. But if you ARE curious about his identity, click here.

After that 'day' in the link that I posted, the kid moved to another school and coincidentally, the poop cases had stopped. Now there, I'm not accusing him for being responsible for the poop cases or anything, it's just that it happened in such a coincidence and all the proofs were against him. It's hard not to assume that he was responsible for the poop cases.

But still, thank God that the case had stopped. I can finally study in peace whenever I am in the science lab. Boy, if you were there in my shoes, you would definitely be as glad as I am now.

(Note: the post ends right here. The following content does not have anything related to the title of this post but if my faithful readers would like to read it anyway, be my guest. =D However, viewer's discretion are advised.)

Now, I assume that some of you had clicked and read the link that I posted above there. One of the lines from the link caught my 'writers' senses' and my head automatically began making up a short story.

"You know, if he was having the knife with him when I chased him, he could have hide and one place, wait for me to appear, and strike me. Thank God it didn't happen."

What if that really happened? If it does, here would be the scenario:

The wind blew and hit hard against his rough teenage features as Daniel Mark ran madly across the hallway of the top floor of SMK Seri Mutiara. Heavy breathing filled the air over the sounds of running footsteps as he turned around a sharp corner, barely missing a glance of an escaping figure that had just turned into the science lab's block. Knowing that he was close to his target, Daniel fastened his pace.

It all happened in just a few minutes ago where Daniel and one of his friend, Darshini stayed back after school for their debate competition project under the jurisdiction of Miss Adlina. All was going well until Miss Adlina suddenly received a call by the headmistress of the school, Pn. Hajaah Halimah. The headmistress informed the teacher that there was a student who had just threw some books from the top floor and damaged the school's fountain at the ground floor.

Being assigned to the role as a prefect for the past four years, Daniel and Darshini was given the task to investigate the incident. They started their investigation at the ground floor while paying close attention to the upper floors for anybody suspicious. A peeking head at the top floor caught Darshini's attention.

"Daniel, look over there. I think there's somebody there," Darshini's melodious voice echoed through the empty school as the unknown figure realized that he had been spotted and broke into a run.

Daniel immediately sprang into action and dash to the top floor. Once there, the unknown figure was no where to be seen and Daniel noticed a bunch of bags scattered around the entrance of the music room.

Must have belonged to the school's choir members... Daniel thought to himself and upon further investigation, he found out that some of the bags were opened and emptied and the contents were scattered messily on the ground. Daniel began suspecting that the unknown figure was trying to steal the choir members' belongings and was unsure whether if he succeeded.

"That bloody bugger..." Daniel muttered to himself and was about to investigate further when the unknown figure revealed himself and ran to the other end of the hallway where a walkway that leads to the science lab block was located. Though it was just a glimpse, Daniel could tell that the unknown figure was an Indian male. "Hey, you!" Daniel called out and chased after the figure.

Soon, they were engaged in a pursuit. Daniel's speed and stamina had served him well as the running culprit was already in his sight when he started pursuing him. The male turned into a corner into the science lab block and soon followed by Daniel.

But Daniel had wished he didn't.

In front of Daniel's eyes in that instance was the sharp blade of a butcher knife coming in dangerously close to him. He didn't expect it coming; a student having a butcher knife in his possession was the last thing he would ever expect. It was too late to avoid it without injuring himself and lose a large amount of blood.

Daniel back-stepped, attempting to minimize the depth of the knife that would dig into his flesh. It was a little late as he could feel the coldness of the metal from the knife splitting his clothes, as well as his skin apart. He immediately collapsed onto the ground and screamed in agony as crimson liquid began spreading on his blue prefect uniform.

Daniel could feel his consciousness fading away as his visions were beginning to blur. The culprit walked towards him, holding a butcher knife that had Daniel's blood stain on it and said something to him but Daniel couldn't hear. In the next moment, the culprit lift his leg and the next thing that Daniel felt before losing his consciousness entirely was an extreme pain that stung him on the side of his head.

After that, everything went black.

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Well, that's about it. Oh and before you say anything, let me clear up a few things:

1. Daniel did not die, nor did he get wounded by that butcher knife. (Thank God)
2. The culprit was caught and was punished accordingly.
3. This was entirely fiction and was thought up on-the-spot. It did not happened in anywhere and anytime. In other words, it's fake.

That's all, basically...

Kyle

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