Another one-month delayed post by Yours Truly

Wazzup everybody? Miss me? Hey, no use complaining to me, you know? It's not like I've never tried finding for any free time for myself to blog. Any free time I had would usually be spent by popping zombie heads, sleeping or a little bit of revision. So... seeing now that I've finished my second Intervention test, I think I might have a little free time for my own to blog.

Alright... Oh yeah! About the previous post with the poops. What are you all complaining about? The post's sick?
(Well, I admit that I have to agree with you >_>) BUT!
Didn't I post a warning at the beginning of the post that it would be sick? It's your fault for not listening to my warning. xD

Anyway, let's catch up with the past events that I didn't blog about.

Let's start with my trip to the Hap Seng Tower on the third of April. Our school's counselor, Cik Eliza helped our class to organize a trip to Hap Seng Tower in conjunctions with University of Leeds' Information day 09. To know more about the University, click here.

Due to my laziness in elaborating that event, I shall let the pictures do the talking here. xD *smiles dumbly*
Awh, who am I kidding with? It's not like my pride would allow me to do that.

We went there by bus that the school had prepared for us. Morning jam wasn't that bad, thank goodness for that. Snapped a picture of Jiew Han sleeping in the bus. Must've burnt the midnight oil yesterday. I wonder what he did... >=)

Asleep like a baby. Awwwh~

After arriving there, I found out that there were other schools as well. Anyway, let's continue on.

The fountain in front of the building.

After registering, we found out that we came a tad bit too early. The session starts at 10, we arrived there 9.30. We had half an hour to spend =D... on nothing. DO'H!!

Cheng Heng and the gang decided to get some breakfast, some went to the nearby Starbucks and Old Town for some light snacks and the rest of the class followed the teacher.



Me and Santosh went out to do some 'sight-seeing' on the other schools. LOL! But too bad, Santosh didn't had his glasses with him that time and there was this one conversation that went like this:

Kyle: Dei, look at that girl over there. She's looking at you!
Santosh: What?! Seriously ah? Fuck la, I can't see! Where's my glasses when I need them?!!
DOUBLE LOL!! XD

While waiting, we decided to sing some songs together to kill time. We sang 'Lucky' by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat. Don't know that song? No worries! kyle-sui.blogspot.com offers you tons of information albeit risking getting sued due to copyrights from other companies, so click here!=D

There's this one part of the song that went like this:

"Lucky I'm in love with my best friend..."

So after me and Santosh sang the song, he said "I hope we don't fall in love with each other," Almost smacked his face for giving me the chills. =/

Oh yeah, I noticed that every single car that goes in and out of the building are all Mercedes!

Those rich bastards... >_>

The teacher then ran out and told us that the session had already started and rushed us to go into the hall. Me and Santosh immediately head there. Oh and guess what? The receptionist there mistaken me and Santosh from St. Mary school! =D

Great, huh? Me and Santosh are from St. Mary... an all girls school! XD

"I guess we both used to be pretty girls last time" - Kyle

Anyway, when we entered the hall, the speaker was already starting her speech. It's kinda awkward though, the speaker stopping her speech just to let me and Santosh to get to our seats.

We still have the time to camwhore.

After her speech, comes in another instructor. She's an Indian that CAME from India teaching laws in an English University.

The instructor and the hall.

After that, every school went different sessions. Our school went to a Chemistry session. The professor there gave us a few introduction to Chemistry in University standards.

Curse my memory for not being able to remember his name. ==

Then he asked for two volunteers to come out and do a little experiment. Wei Jian and Gan Yang volunteered.

The duo as they listened to the professor explaining the procedure of the experiment.

They were required to fill in water into their flour placed in a bowl in front of them respectively. Then they are supposed to knead it into a dough.

Sorry for the low quality of the picture. I guess this is what you'll expect from a 3 Megapixel hand-phone camera.

After kneading for sometime, Gan Yang's dough had already shaped up nicely but Wei Jian's was still having a sticky texture. It was then we realized, there was something wrong with Wei Jian's flour.

"What the hell is wrong with my flour?"

The professor then told us that he had tempered with Wei Jian's flour by adding...(I can't remember again) in it which sort of destroyed the yeast in it. He then relate the experiment with the process of vulcanizing rubber.

After that, we went off, not before me taking a picture with the professor! =D


and not forgetting Wei Jian.

"I'll get you back for pulling that prank on me!" XD

Oh and our class made friends with one of the students from that University. His name was Sonny Parsonage.

Sonny and Me.

Quite the handsome-looking lad. He had our class' girls going gaga on him. Secretly taking pictures of him and sort. I bet Sonny was feeling awkward that time. I don't blame him, I told him that it's just typical Malaysian girls. LOL!

We chatted for quite some time while waiting for the other school to finish their Physics session. Gain lots of information about the University.

Once we entered the Physics session, the professor, Terry something...(Oh don't force me to remember! I can't even remember the color of my own underwear! >=( DO'H!!)


and his assistant, Justs... (still expecting me to remember it?).


Professor Terry gave us all a project. We are all divided into six groups and are required to use the straws and nails prepared to construct a structure that could support a bottle and a brick after that, without it collapsing of course.

My groups consisted of Me, Santosh, Jian Yuan, Gan Yang, Azila, and Juan Kit.


Professor Terry and Brother Justs guided us as we build our structure. After a few minutes spent, here's the structure that we built.

Looks crappy but there's more to it than it meets the eye... or some bullshit like that, I don't know.

Then it was time for the professor to start his work; destroying other straw buildings. LOL! ;D

Our group was the first to start, Professor Terry placed a book on top of our straw structure and placed a bottle on it. Our straw structure managed to support the bottle's weight! I didn't manage to take a picture of it but I did manage to take other group's straw structure.


Cheng Heng and his group's straw structure managed to support the bottle. Yi Vonn and her group also successfully passed the test.

Now, onto the brick test. And once again, our group was the first. We were damn nervous when he placed the brick especially when our straw structure was threatening to collapse.

BUT


OUR STRAW STRUCTURE SUPPORTED THE BRICK'S WEIGHT!!!

We were all like "Whoa! What the hell?". Professor Terry was satisfied and went on to the remaining groups and subsequently squashed their straw structures. LOL

The winner was our group! Professor Terry praised us all a job well done and showed us the previous school's straw structure that also managed to build a straw structure that passed both tests. Then he showed us his straw structure.

Though there isn't any pictures but the straw structure that Professor Terry built was similar to ours except that his was more neatly built and more concrete.

Our group took a picture with Professor Terry and Brother Justs to celebrate our victory. He also told us that our group will be receiving a certificate which still haven't reached to my hands to date.

Darn it, shouldn't have trusted Cheng Heng with a hand-phone camera. He had to screw this picture up. ==

We went back to school after that... but what's a little trip back to school without a little session of camwhoring? >=D

Group picture! =D
Hey look! Another Mercedes Benz! XD
Another group picture in the bus.
Our light lunch; Dunkin Doughnuts.

That's all there is to this post. I hope I can find my time to introduce you all my very first pet! =D

Kyle.

Hard, semi-hard and soft?

If you're from my school, you would know this incident. If you're not, well, I guess you'll just have to read to find out. =D

(Warning: This post contains scenes of pure disgust. Viewers who just ate or who is about to eat is warned to think twice before reading on. kyle-sui.blogspot.com isn't responsible if any of its viewer should vomit onto his or her computer or laptop. Now, don't say I didn't warn ya.)

Now, I am sure you are all aware of the cases of poops lying around the science lab block? It's frickin smelly and it's frickin disturbing the students who were having their studies in the science lab. I mean, who would be desperate enough to shit in the science lab block? It's not like our school did not provide toilet to you, albeit a smelly and an unmaintained one. >_>

Then, there was this one day that me and my class went to the science lab to do our project. As soon as we step into the block, we could already smell the poop. Taking it as usual, we walked towards the stairs that lead to our destination which was located at the top floor of the science lab. And when we reached upstairs, guess what?

Yeah, you've guessed it (seen it, actually...), poops. Three poops, with the tissues still around and they looked fresh. What's more? They were all arranged accordingly; soft, semi-hard, and hard. Pretty generous of that student who pooped, eh?

The soft shit. Pretty watery and looked like chocolate fudge. This one was far most the smelliest one.
The semi-hard shit. Half watery, half hard. Doesn't smell as good as the previous one either.
Well, I tried to take a shot of the hard shit but... it was already cleaned away before I was able to take the picture. I only managed to get the picture of the stain. If you look closely, you can see some flies around.

Pretty disgusting, eh? Well, there was another similar case as well in class 3 Jaya. Poops littered everywhere of the class. There's even one time when the student who were responsible for this shitty situation wrote something on the wall.

"I will continue shit in this class. You cannot do anything about it," (or something like that... I don't know.)

That kid's got guts, I'll give him that. Truth to be told, I do know the kid's identity but right or wrong, I still want to respect his privacy and decided not to tell. But if you ARE curious about his identity, click here.

After that 'day' in the link that I posted, the kid moved to another school and coincidentally, the poop cases had stopped. Now there, I'm not accusing him for being responsible for the poop cases or anything, it's just that it happened in such a coincidence and all the proofs were against him. It's hard not to assume that he was responsible for the poop cases.

But still, thank God that the case had stopped. I can finally study in peace whenever I am in the science lab. Boy, if you were there in my shoes, you would definitely be as glad as I am now.

(Note: the post ends right here. The following content does not have anything related to the title of this post but if my faithful readers would like to read it anyway, be my guest. =D However, viewer's discretion are advised.)

Now, I assume that some of you had clicked and read the link that I posted above there. One of the lines from the link caught my 'writers' senses' and my head automatically began making up a short story.

"You know, if he was having the knife with him when I chased him, he could have hide and one place, wait for me to appear, and strike me. Thank God it didn't happen."

What if that really happened? If it does, here would be the scenario:

The wind blew and hit hard against his rough teenage features as Daniel Mark ran madly across the hallway of the top floor of SMK Seri Mutiara. Heavy breathing filled the air over the sounds of running footsteps as he turned around a sharp corner, barely missing a glance of an escaping figure that had just turned into the science lab's block. Knowing that he was close to his target, Daniel fastened his pace.

It all happened in just a few minutes ago where Daniel and one of his friend, Darshini stayed back after school for their debate competition project under the jurisdiction of Miss Adlina. All was going well until Miss Adlina suddenly received a call by the headmistress of the school, Pn. Hajaah Halimah. The headmistress informed the teacher that there was a student who had just threw some books from the top floor and damaged the school's fountain at the ground floor.

Being assigned to the role as a prefect for the past four years, Daniel and Darshini was given the task to investigate the incident. They started their investigation at the ground floor while paying close attention to the upper floors for anybody suspicious. A peeking head at the top floor caught Darshini's attention.

"Daniel, look over there. I think there's somebody there," Darshini's melodious voice echoed through the empty school as the unknown figure realized that he had been spotted and broke into a run.

Daniel immediately sprang into action and dash to the top floor. Once there, the unknown figure was no where to be seen and Daniel noticed a bunch of bags scattered around the entrance of the music room.

Must have belonged to the school's choir members... Daniel thought to himself and upon further investigation, he found out that some of the bags were opened and emptied and the contents were scattered messily on the ground. Daniel began suspecting that the unknown figure was trying to steal the choir members' belongings and was unsure whether if he succeeded.

"That bloody bugger..." Daniel muttered to himself and was about to investigate further when the unknown figure revealed himself and ran to the other end of the hallway where a walkway that leads to the science lab block was located. Though it was just a glimpse, Daniel could tell that the unknown figure was an Indian male. "Hey, you!" Daniel called out and chased after the figure.

Soon, they were engaged in a pursuit. Daniel's speed and stamina had served him well as the running culprit was already in his sight when he started pursuing him. The male turned into a corner into the science lab block and soon followed by Daniel.

But Daniel had wished he didn't.

In front of Daniel's eyes in that instance was the sharp blade of a butcher knife coming in dangerously close to him. He didn't expect it coming; a student having a butcher knife in his possession was the last thing he would ever expect. It was too late to avoid it without injuring himself and lose a large amount of blood.

Daniel back-stepped, attempting to minimize the depth of the knife that would dig into his flesh. It was a little late as he could feel the coldness of the metal from the knife splitting his clothes, as well as his skin apart. He immediately collapsed onto the ground and screamed in agony as crimson liquid began spreading on his blue prefect uniform.

Daniel could feel his consciousness fading away as his visions were beginning to blur. The culprit walked towards him, holding a butcher knife that had Daniel's blood stain on it and said something to him but Daniel couldn't hear. In the next moment, the culprit lift his leg and the next thing that Daniel felt before losing his consciousness entirely was an extreme pain that stung him on the side of his head.

After that, everything went black.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Well, that's about it. Oh and before you say anything, let me clear up a few things:

1. Daniel did not die, nor did he get wounded by that butcher knife. (Thank God)
2. The culprit was caught and was punished accordingly.
3. This was entirely fiction and was thought up on-the-spot. It did not happened in anywhere and anytime. In other words, it's fake.

That's all, basically...

Kyle

Powernet's football match.

Sorry for not updating, been pretty lazy nowadays, especially with all the recent on-going events (which will be blogged about... I hope >_>). Anyway, here's yet another famous delayed post (one month delayed ==) from yours truly, Kyle.

There was this one day where my dad invited me to attend a football match that his company, Powernet, organized.

The company where my dad work in's logo.

The match was on a Sunday morning, in a public field located in Bentong, Pahang. Since it's Sunday and the match was in the morning, I'd figured 'Why not?' Since I won't be doing anything on Sundays besides sleeping until both of my parents yell at me only to wake up at around 12 or 1 something in the afternoon. Besides, I can warm my body up a little before the 'Street Thugz' have a futsal match with this team called 'City Youth Academy'.

Dad called me 6 in the morning, took a bath, changed into my football outfit and headed out at about 6.30 in the morning. We had a light breakfast at McDonald's.

Speaking about McDonald's, when I was taking the tomato sauce, there was this one aunt in front of me. She was trying to get herself some chili sauce as well, when she pushed the button for the sauce, nothing came out. Out of frustration, she repeatedly pressed it again and again. Then, a certain liquid burst out instead of chili sauce and guess what? It sprayed onto ME instead of HER. I mean seriously, what the hell?

Darn it, I didn't knew what that liquid was, it looked like rotten mayonnaise and smelled like one too. Great, I haven't even step onto the field and I'm already smelling like an abandoned trash can by the alley. I desperately try to wash the stain away, it was too darn smelly, I tell you. Thank God, that stain was gone but the smell remained, only a little though.

After eating, me and my Dad had a few conversation about games and glitches, how to drive and all. He even told me that he initially wanted to teach me how to drive before I go for my test but because of my house area's uneven grounds, he wouldn't want to take the chance.

Stopped by a petrol station to refill. While waiting, I noticed how great the morning scenery is. The mountains were covered with mists and the air around was so refreshing. Here's a few pictures that I managed to take.


Reached there at about 7.20 and me and my dad still had some time to prepare. Each teams was given a uniform, my dad couldn't fit into his red uniform and guess what he said?

"Oh, inilah taktik awak la ye? Buat baju yang ketat dan susah untuk bergerak kepada musuh lain,"

LOL

Luckily, my dad was already wearing a red uniform, apparently an old Manchester United uniform.

I met with some of my dad's colleagues and chatted with them. Took some pictures of the field too.

Some of the workers that came early was cleaning the shack.

The field.

One of the players, as well as the organizer.

Soon, everyone arrived and I noticed that me, my dad and one of his colleagues were the only Chinese around while the rest are Nepalese and mostly Malays.

Cina sudah pupus! LOL

One of the teams. Disciplined enough to line up by themselves.

Anyway, the organizer grouped all the teams together after that and wanted explained the rules of the game. But the other groups were taking their sweet time to group together, pissing the organizer off. And coincidentally, I snapped a picture of it. =D

"Yiish, mana semua bangan pekak ni pergi ni?"

Oh boy, apparantly he's a Chelsea fan. After a few shouts, all the teams finally assembles.

Each team has their own unique names that would sound wrong and make you laugh at the same time.

The organizer, telling the rules and regulations of the game. For a second there, it does look like he's scolding all of them.

Okay, now to the teams' names. There are a total of six teams.

First of all, we have...

Cabai Hijau FC.
I know what you're thinking but it isn't cibai, though that was my first impression as well. XD
This team has the advantage when it comes to defense. They didn't play much offense, just defense.
Alright, next off

Cuak FC.
No... I don't know why and how they thought of this name. But they're still red, coincident eh? That's my father's team. With him being the captain, he strategically organized the players based from their abilities on the field.
Next!
MKT FC.
Now, this is one name I can explain on how they got it. You wanna know what does MKT stand for? You sure you wanna know? Okay...
(M)agnum
(K)uda [Da Ma Cai. Lol, what the hell?]
(T)oto
Pretty unique, eh? Laughed like hell when I heard what it stands for.
Anyway, this team consists of Nepalese and has an admirable defense and passing skills on the field.
Up next...
Rimba Bara FC.
Nothing much about this name but they have a pretty good stamina. They can run up and down the field without getting tired.
NEXT!
Tiger FC.
LOL, presenting the Chelsea wanna-be. XD
But, they still can't be underestimated by their looks. As they say, don't judge a book by its cover. This team, as its name itself implies, played just as greatl as a Tiger. They have a great goalkeeper (the second one from the left, standing.), a great defender (the one flashing a thumbs-up. No joke!) and a great striker (the one standing beside the keeper.)
And finally...
(No pictures... DO'H!!! They didn't want to take.)
Astagan FC.
I don't know how did they thought of this name out. Don't ask me. Their uniform does resemble Arsenal though.
The strongest group so far. They have this one player that really stands out among them. He has great stamina, great passing skills, superb shooting skills and dribbling skills. The team mostly depends on him only to score.

The match goes according to groups and there is no elimination in the match. The points given are as follows:

If a team wins, the team would be awarded with three points.
If a team loses, there would be no point awarded.
If both teams ends up with a tie, both of them would be awarded with only one point.

The list of matches.
The scoreboard.

First match in the first round was...

MKT FC (0 - 0) Rimba Bara FC

Second match:

My dad in action.
Cabai Hijau FC (0 - 1) Cuak FC

Then, onto the last match of the round:

Astagan FC (1 - 1) Tiger FC

Then, on to the second round. The first match was:

Rimba Bara FC (0 - 1) Cuak FC

On to the second match:

Astagan FC (1 - 0) MKT FC

Finally...:

Cabai Hijau FC (0 - 2) Tiger FC

Had launch after the end of the second round. The company brought Chicken Rice. Nothing much out of the ordinary. My dad tried sneaking away to smoke but he couldn't escape my 'sharp' eyes. XD

"Try to sneak away, eh? Not so easy!" That's what I said that time. You can see my dad's head behind the Honda City.
You're so busted when I show this picture to mom unless you get me my dream CPU. >=D

After eating our lunch, we continued on with the first match of the third round:

Astagan FC (3 - 0) Rimba Bara FC

Up next:

Tiger FC (3 - 0) Cuak FC [Lots of stupid goals, if you ask me.]

Lastly:

MKT FC (1 - 2) Cabai Hijau FC
Lol, before the match started. The Cabai Hijau was taking their sweet time getting into the field. One of the players that weren't playing got angried and shouted.
"Oi! Cibai Hijau, cepatlah. Cibai betul,"
Everyone LOLed at that.
The goalkeeper. Lol, run baby, run!

The sun was starting to fry us alive but the forth round went on:

Cuak FC (2 - 1) Astagan FC
That was one awesome match, everybody says so. Well, because it's Astagan versus Cuak and they all thought that Astagan would kick my dad's team's butts. But they were wrong as my dad devised a strategy that turned the tables around. It was really amazing, the way my dad's team was playing that time. It was all coordinated so beautifully.

After that:

Rimba Bara FC (1 - 3) Cabai Hijau FC

Lastly:

Tiger FC (0 - 0) MKT FC
Now that's a surprise...

When it was time for the fifth round, I then realized that I'm going to be late for my match back at Challenger. Vicky and Sagilan were already calling me. Oh boy. I told my dad, he said he'll try his best to bring me there. Anyway, let the fifth and also last round begin!

First up, we have:

Astagan FC (4 - 0) Cabai Hijau FC
Lol, talk about a case of bullying.

Then later on:

Rimba Bara FC (0 - 1) Tiger FC

And finally:

MKT FC (1 - 1) Cuak FC.
What's my dad doing just standing over there?

Well then, with all matches done. Here's the final result from the score board.


Darn, Tiger FC was leading, Cuak and Astagan tied. Then, I thought I could head back to KL already but I was wrong. There is still the semi-finals! I dropped to my knee and shouted that time... almost.

I wanted to take some pictures but my handphone's battery died. Anyway, here's the result anyway.

Cuak FC (1 - 2 [Penalty]) Tiger FC
Astagan FC (1 - 0) Cabai Hijau FC

Astagan got first, Tiger got second while my dad's team, Cuak, got third. Still an achievement though and I'm proud of my dad for it. My dad couldn't wait any longer, so he immdiately left the match to send me to my match without receiving his medal. We were rushing back to KL only to meet with a massive jam that made us stuck at the same area for almost an hour.

Barely reached the challenger in time but I still managed to make it. I entered the match last minutely and I almost made a score against my opponent. Sagi was crossing the ball to me just before the game ended. I was about to shoot the ball in until one of my opponent scored it for me instead.

LOL

I was like, 'what the hell? My goal was stolen!'. Eveybody from Street Thugz laughed.

After the match, I asked Sagi how was the game earlier. He told me that Street Thugz has been playing, using the same players, for two hours straight while the City Youth Academy swtiches players every 5 minutes or so. We scored more than 50 times, they only scored not more than 10 times.

Damn, we must've trashed them really hard in their faces. Well, after that, the Street Thugz had a small talk with the City Youth Academy's coach. We wanted to hire him as our coach.

The coach told us, he would be glad to train us with some conditions met:

He needs two days to train us every week.
He needs our commitments.
He needs a field to train us on with.

We have it all. But the problem is, the timing. Our time schedules were too tight, so unfortunately, we have to cancel it.

Went back home after that at about 7.30. Was dead tired and was about to go up to our rooms when my mom and my brother noticed me and my dad's skin. Apparently, me and my dad got a tan. xD


Well, football match was fun. I get to learn from the way the adults were playing an actual football. It was sure worthy waking up early in the morning and spending my time there in Bentong. Except for the part where me and my dad got darker. DO'H! ><

Kyle